today, i was presented with a choice…
Posted on June 03, 2012 with 18,620 notes x reblog this
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
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Having homework over the weekend…
Posted on June 03, 2012 with 60,810 notes x reblog this
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Posted on June 03, 2012 with 107,010 notes x reblog this
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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When I prove someone wrong…
Posted on May 29, 2012 with 35,672 notes x reblog this
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